Amurrica

This is a map I made for my first GIS class, in 2009. The goal was to subdivide the country into regions, not in accordance to state lines.

My aim was to be sassy, but not wholly offensive.

I should really use my powers for good...
 

(I’m not sure why it’s stretched – I think the projection is incorrect.)

A Hornito and Cow Walk Into a Bar

 

What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?

Decaffeinated.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.