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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

A Hornito and Cow Walk Into a Bar

 

What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?

Decaffeinated.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

3 comments:

Gaelyn said...

LOL! That title should get some attention.

Helena Mallonee said...

Wow, I just realized how much that title is false advertising.
Now I need to think of a joke involving a hornito and a cow...

Unknown said...

Excellent.